Tim Booth (AP)
The shithead sports news reporters (especially the ones from Forbes and ESPN) who try to make Seattle sports fans feel bad - Take this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3mvvK3Tqdc
Reporters who choose "The Voice," the MTV VMAs, "DWTS" and American Idol for News Edition:
Christopher Rosa (NBC News)
Maria Sherman (Associated Press)
Jess Bacon (Yahoo! News)
Maureen Lee Lenker (Entertainment Weekly)
Marianne Garvey (CNN)
Mike Jones and Michael Middlehurst-Schwartz (USA Today)
Jolie Lash (Entertainment Weekly)
Jack Baer (Yahoo! News)
Christina Dugan
JOSH DUBOW
ELLEN KNICKMEYER and JANIE HAR, Associated Press
Lisa Respers France CNN
David Bauder
Nick Eaton
John Breech
Joe Kinsey
Scott Chiusano NY Daily News
Daniel Holloway (Variety)
Kate Stanhope, Lesley Goldberg (Hollywood Reporter)
Denise Petski (Deadline Hollywood)
MIKAEL WOOD (LA Times)
KELLY MCCARTHY (ABC News)
Sarah Min
Kalyeena Makortoff
Booger McFarland
Joe Tessitore
Daniel Victor and Jacey Fortin
DAVID RISING and VICTORIA MILKO
Alexandra-Del-Rosario (Deadline Hollywood)
Bart Jones (Newsday)
Maggie Fremont (Entertainment Weekly)
Charlie Mason (TV LIne)
ALMUDENA CALATRAVA
Kyle Bonagura
Lyndsey Parker (AP?)
Lisa Respers France (CNN)
Cydney Henderson (USA Today)
Drew Weisholtz
Chrissy Callahan
Michael Hiltzik
ANDREA DRESDALE (ABC News)
Jennifer Drysdale (Entertainment Tonight)
COVID Edition:
Any news reporter who does reports on rising COVID cases, hospitalizations and deaths at any time in the future
The Lancet
Michael Osterholm
Bill Hanage
Denise Dewald
Mike Stobbe
Simone Golde
Robert Malone
Any anti-vax advocate/activist around the world
Whoever the scientist says "You still have to go to the hospital for COVID, even though you are fully vaccinated and boosted" - I'll show you a breakthrough! Take this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai80XHfMa8c Mmm whatcha say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdkuPOL2HpI